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Dog With A Movie Camera – A Review by a Dog
I arrived at the LOCO London Comedy Film Festival with modest expectations, a wagging tail, and the unanswered question about why humans insist on sitting quietly in dark rooms for fun. The invitation read: Dog With A Movie Camera, a documentary chronicling the making of Blondi, the first film in cinema history to be shot by a dog. Finally, after more than a century of human domination of the medium, someone had the courage to put a camera into paws that actually know where t
Jack Salvadori
May 313 min read


Cannes #79 - La Bola Negra
This has arguably been the queerest Cannes in the festival’s history. Queer desire, identity, repression, and liberation echoed through nearly every section of the lineup, and a motif in most films. Yet speaking too concretely about La Bola Negra, one of the strongest films in Official Competition, almost feels like a disservice. Not because the film lacks substance, quite the opposite, but because Los Javis, the popular Spanish directing duo, unravel its story with such pati
Jack Salvadori
May 292 min read


Cannes 79 - Fjord
The 79th Cannes Film Festival is over, and, strangely enough, it already feels forgettable. An underwhelming and disappointing edition defined less by discovery or cinematic revelation than by absence: absent auteurs, absent risks, absent cinematic epiphanies. Whether it was the diminished American presence, major filmmakers increasingly gravitating toward streaming platforms, or simply a weak year from the very directors Cannes has spent decades cultivating, the result was a
Jack Salvadori
May 243 min read


Cannes #79 - Fatherland
1949. Germany has lost the war, and with it, its identity. The country lies physically shattered and ideologically severed, carved in two by the victorious powers, suspended between American optimism and Soviet control. Into this fractured landscape returns one of its most celebrated exiles: Nobel Prize-winning author Thomas Mann, played with weary grandeur by Hans Zischler. After years in the United States, Mann returns to the homeland he fled during the rise of Nazism, emba
Jack Salvadori
May 232 min read


Cannes #79 - “Club Kid”
The greatest discoveries at Cannes are never the obvious ones. They’re the films that materialise out of nowhere and suddenly become impossible to avoid: the titles whispered about in queues, passionately dissected over midnight drinks, or overheard between strangers while drying your hands in the Palais bathrooms. Every edition has one. This year, that film is Club Kid. With his feature debut, Jordan Firstman writes, directs, and stars in this charming crowd-pleaser, effortl
Jack Salvadori
May 202 min read


Cannes #79 - “El Ser Querido”
Rodrigo Sorogoyen finally arrives in Competition at the 79th Cannes Film Festival with El Ser Querido, and he does so with confidence, precision, and absolute command of the medium. The film rests on the monumental shoulders of Javier Bardem, delivering one of the finest performances of his career as Esteban Martínez, a legendary Oscar-winning filmmaker returning to his native Spain to shoot his latest project: a colonial-era epic unfolding in the Saharan desert. But beneath
Jack Salvadori
May 202 min read


2025 Best Films - Top 10
As expected, 2025 has not been kind for the silver screen. The recent news of Netflix buying out Warner Bros felt like the final nail in a year defined by mediocrity, corporate overreach, and cinematic disappointments. And yet. Among the rubble, a handful of films sparked genuine life back into the projector, at least for me. Against all odds, they reminded me why we still sit in the dark. Curiously, this year’s standouts came from a surprisingly balanced spread of festivals:
Jack Salvadori
Dec 31, 20257 min read


You Must Remember This…
You must remember this… The flickering light scorching the darkness. The velvet reclining seats. The smell of popcorn, the soft chuckles, the sensual electricity of sharing something emotional with a randomly assorted room of strangers. Remember it, because cinema is at a checkmate that could prove fatal. Most people don’t seem to grasp the true scale of the catastrophe. Studios have collapsed before, merged, been swallowed whole, weathering storms that once threatened to tur
Jack Salvadori
Dec 6, 20253 min read


Venice #82 - The Voice of Hind Rajab
This is not an easy review to write. Normally, I might lace my words with humour, but here that feels impossible. How can you even rate a...
Jack Salvadori
Sep 5, 20252 min read


Venice #82 - The Smashing Machine
Benny Safdie flies solo in his first feature without his brother, Josh, and I’ll admit I braced myself for the post-Coen effect: the...
Jack Salvadori
Sep 3, 20252 min read


Venice #82 - Father Mother Sister Brother
After the Hindenburgian crash of The Dead Don’t Die , Jim Jarmusch redeems himself with a triumphant return to form. Rest assured, he...
Jack Salvadori
Sep 1, 20252 min read


Venice #82 - Frankenstein
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein is the cinematic equivalent of watching a child let loose in a toy shop: you can’t deny the glee, but...
Jack Salvadori
Aug 31, 20252 min read


Venice #82 - “Bugonia”
After the deliriously brilliant Poor Things and the unnecessarily indulgent Kinds of Kindness , Yorgos Lanthimos is already back at it...
Jack Salvadori
Aug 31, 20252 min read


Cannes #78 - "Honey Don't" Review
“People like shit,” mutters Ethan Coen, quoting Miles Davis from a hotel room overlooking the French Riviera. Slouched in his chair,...
Jack Salvadori
May 27, 20253 min read


Cannes #78 - “Sentimental Value” Review
Some places are more than just coordinates on a map. They’re emotional vaults; sanctuaries of memories. For me, the Grand Théâtre Lumière...
Jack Salvadori
May 22, 20252 min read


Cannes #78 - “Splitsville” Review
“It’s better than The Climb . 100%, no doubt,” declares Michael Angelo Covino, the Mediterranean glittering behind him as he munches...
Jack Salvadori
May 20, 20253 min read


Cannes #78 - “Eddington” Review
Remember the days when a sneeze was more feared than a gunshot? Ari Aster surely does, and Eddington is his chaotic love letter to those...
Jack Salvadori
May 19, 20252 min read


Cannes #78 - “Die My Love” Review
Lynne Ramsay comes in swinging with a jagged, intoxicating fever dream that grabs you by the throat and refuses to let go. Die My Love ...
Jack Salvadori
May 19, 20252 min read


The Most Awaited Film in Cannes 2025
Ah, Cannes... That glittering mirage on the French Riviera where champagne flows, critics lose sleep, stars lose weight, and sunglasses...
Jack Salvadori
May 5, 20254 min read


And the Oscar Goes to Indie Cinema: A Golden Night for Anora
Hollywood finally pulled it off. For once, the Oscars season didn’t feature any seismic snubs, head-scratching upsets, or infamous...
Jack Salvadori
Mar 4, 20252 min read
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